You know how some people refer to gay men as "fruits"? Well, tonight I may have just lived up to that name.
Normally, when I take food to work, I have something in the meat-and-starch category. Tonight, however, my brown bag was very different. The contents are listed below. So am I now officially a fruit? You tell me...
- 3 bananas
- 2 navel oranges
- a fuji apple
- a small bag of bing cherries (yum! Incidentally... the best thing about mid- to late-spring is that cherries are in season! I eat 'em till I'm sick. Hahaha!)
- a dinosaur egg pluot (for the uninitiated: it is a hybrid between a plum and an apricot. DEEELISH!)
Oh, and yes... By the time I get off work in 6 hours, I will have eaten everything in that brown paper bag!