Snorty McDoggelsson, AKA Sheddy von Stinkelstein, says:

Woof! Look at me! Look at me! I've got a studly new leather collar! Second one in less than a week, because I chewed through the first leather collar that daddy got me. I promise I won't chew through this one!

Oh, speaking of the household menagerie, I should welcome two new additions to Casa Fried Neurons: Hugo the miniature water frog and Elmer the neon tetra. (Bill left his small aquarium with me for safekeeping.) I'd post a picture here but I can't figure out how to take good pictures of them. The water keeps distorting the image. Oh, well.